I don't even know where to start! Well with the events following the weekend, let's start with Sunday which I don't think I ever found time to post a blog about. Mimi and I made some calls to get some dick to the hotel ASAP and the foot long schlong guy didn't show, but my ex fling and a really good friend of mine who has been with Jammin Jennie came by. She gave him the "good dick" badge of approval and said he was hung like a horse. Obviously because we have been friends so long, it was uncomfortable for ME to fuck him so I had Mimi test the waters and see if he was film material. Yo, I love this kid to death... but he is TOO shy! He was having an asthma attack n shit - it was SO crazy. The ex fling of mine was having performance issues and ended up fuckin Mimi instead. So needless to say I ended up with limp noodles instead of some hard cock!
Then, Monday I found out that Mimi's foot long schlong guy is a guy I dated 10yrs ago! I remember him having this HUGE cock and could fuck all night like a stallion. So.. we ended up getting each other's numbers and YOU know that I had to test the schlong! Well, it hasn't been tested yet... but VERY soon he is going to have some Platinum Puzzy ridin the fuck outta his foot long!
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